Come on into my world, pull up a leopard print fur and get comfortable- pants are optional
I curtsey and welcome you with big grins but please be aware that I come with a warning sign- I have a foul mouth and a mind that does not aspire to loftier heights than the gutter it calls home. It enjoys the juicy, naughty fodder that my life supplies its dirty mind and I am all too happy to recount my tales to you, but rest assured you will inevitably be offended. So now the niceties are out of the way, here is a nice big mug of (insert cocktail of your choice). Enjoy the ride.
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