Wow, I finally made it on here to actually deflower my blog- I'm a virgin blogger you see. There isn't much I haven't tried at least once but this is a new pain in the ass idea I had and no doubt will lose interest in soon... for I have the attention span of a gnat. So bear with me, for my brain sometimes makes me dizzy what with all that darting about like a bouncy ball in my skull. Sucks when you have a hangover.

Please take heed of the warning sign above- I will swear, I will offend, I will accidentally titellate and then gross you out. And it won't occur to me that what I am sharing is not everyone's way of living nor is it "normal". Thank fuk for that. pahaha.... GOAL!!! We have our first F-bomb. Nice. On that note, I must run off and leave hastily as we have twilight fancy pants sailing things to attend to...